Sunday, October 15, 2006

Ask The Guru

When The Guru isn’t dipping tortillas into fresh guacamole or watching 1990s episodes of The Simpsons he likes to impart his wisdom to gurus and would-be gurus.

You can contact The Guru 24 hours a day with your queries and quandaries – either via the email address at the top of this page or by leaving a comment – and he will work hard, 24 hours a year, to answer them.

If you email, let him know if you want to be referred to on the site by your email display name, Blogger screen name, or neither.

Comments are moderated, so won’t appear straight away. Think of The Guru’s Guru as a place of tranquillity*, where your karma won’t be subjected to the hate so prevalent on the web.

* and all-round weirdness



Blogger Bwca said...

Q: is The Guru
a Victorian Guru ?

(I want to list your blog on Blogshares in the Victoria Aus. category - logging Vic blogs is my obsession.)

7/27/2007 9:10 am  
Blogger Al Cad said...

A: Yes

The blogosphere thanks you for your diligence.

7/28/2007 6:45 am  
Blogger Zelk2009 said...

So your a Guru, yet what do you know of Psionics and are you a psion? Cool blog :) I say its very useful.

1/17/2010 3:26 pm  
Blogger Al Cad said...

Psionics are a handy way to get the CIA to pay you for the same sorts of tricks hypnotists use on gullible punters — easy, as ‘military intelligence’ is an oxymoron!

It’s true that a lot of people only use 10% of their brainpower, but that’s just because they’re apathetic. A ‘sixth sense’ is certainly valid, though, as an aggregator (although actually we have more than five discrete senses, and there’s even some evidence we can detect magnetic fields.) And the human brain works on a quantum level, where the normal physical laws don’t apply.

I like the what-if questioning of sci-fi, but we should never lose sight of just how amazing the universe is already.

Am I a Psion? No, nor am I any other brand of personal digital assistant — I’m a lot less ordered and far more useful.

1/18/2010 4:40 am  

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