Monday, October 15, 2007

Blog Action Day 2007:

Dawn of the Second Age of Enlightenment

Blog Action DayThe 15th of October, 2007 is the first Blog Action Day. Many thousands of bloggers around the globe are joining forces to raise awareness of a single issue — this year the environment. Just as importantly, it is about demonstrating the power of unity, and the ability of a united world to change for the better. The Guru has signed up to be a part of the event — one that holds great promise.


The First Age of Enlightenment

In American Dream; Global Nightmare we looked at the aspirational vision of America’s Founding Fathers – one of wisdom, unity, integrity and freedom — and how their society sadly transmuted to one of stupidity, divisiveness, self-interest, and oppression. This corruption, though, was a result of the new experiment of capitalism, and not an inherent weakness within the foundations that had been laid. And the inspired thinking of Abraham Lincoln and others was made possible by The Age of Enlightenment.


Thinker with a green background —
Rodin’s Thinker (1879-89) ponders hard

Philosophers, thinkers and statesmen of the day were inspired by the quantum leap in scientific understanding gained from the work of Sir Isaac Newton. They realised that if intellect could win out over centuries-old dogma in the area of physics, there was no reason not to apply new thinking to old problems in all fields of scientific endeavour, as well as law-making, government, morality, and so on.

They also saw that the Roman Catholic Church had been holding back man’s potential, stubbornly clinging to a Medieval view of the world. The philosophes rejected many aspects of Roman Catholicism, including the concept of original sin and emphasis on a hereafter. The Church wielded great political power (something of an understatement for the horrors of the Inquisition!) and dissent was a dangerous business. No wonder, then, that activists of the Enlightenment used the motto ‘Dare to know!’


The Second Age of Enlightenment

The first Enlightenment was difficult to propagate because most people were illiterate, and were indoctrinated from an early age by the Church. Today, over seven out of ten adults in the world have at least basic skills in reading and writing, and (thanks partly to internet cafés) a similar number have internet access. And the truth, as Mulder would say, is out there!

Today’s widespread lack of enlightenment has very different causes. In the developed world, these include apathy, biased media reporting, individual and government self-interest, corporate lobbying/manipulation and information overload. And the religious dogma of old remains, notably in the US. The good news is that there is a strong movement for change. People the world over (even the CEOs of huge multinationals, historically some of the worst offenders) have realised that unchecked Global Warming would be disastrous for all of humanity — including them.


Latter-day Newton, Stephen Hawking,
is no lightweight

Blog Action Day is an opportunity for individuals around the world to realise that the ultimate power rests with them collectively, not the corporations, not lone countries, not even the reckless and inept leadership of the one remaining Superpower. They need only become free thinkers to achieve unity, because the answers are the same for all of us.

Tackling climate change is humanity’s ultimate test. It will cause us to re-evaluate our values, philosophies and moral codes. Priorities will change. ‘Continuous economic growth’ will be seen for what it is — an oxymoron. Collaboration will strengthen local and global communities. Sustainability will become the watchword. In short, enlightenment will prevail. For us to have any chance of sustaining a population of 6.5 billion it has to.

The internet has quietly been uniting us for the past 15 years. But it’s been more to do with a guy in California downloading a dodgy film from Thailand or a kid in Austria playing Doom with a mate in Fiji. The importance of blogging is articulately summed up on the Blog Action Day website. It is helping to foster free thinkers and encourage discussion, both important in overcoming the biggest obstacle to enlightenment in the 21st Century — apathy. Let the motto for the Second Enlightenment be ‘Care to know!’

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Friday, June 01, 2007

Emma’s Brother’s Reality Check

They say the path to Hell is paved with good intentions. The man who, aided by his daughter, held up a sign at the last BB Live Eviction show saying “Emma, Your Dad Is Dead” doubtless had good intentions. But if he’s expecting a VIP pass to the Celestial Temple he could be in for a nasty shock.

Moral outrage is emotive, and can lead to actions which are very poorly thought through. The Age behaved irresponsibly in reporting the news of Mr Cornell’s passing in the way it did. Fortunately, Defamer reports that none of the Housemates saw the sign during the live crosses to Gretel.

In a heartfelt open letter at what must be a very difficult time, Emma’s brother, Matt, has articulately countered the ill-informed views and advice in Nick Sheridan’s piece and many other media articles. If you only read one item on the BB website this year, make sure it is this one. BB will always have its detractors, but the current series was evidently very special for the late Mr Cornell:

Our dad was extremely proud of Emma’s achievements so far on Big Brother. He would watch her each night proudly from his hospital bed heckling rivals and laughing at Emma’s wicked attitude and antics. Without you guys and this Big Brother experience he wouldn’t otherwise have had this opportunity and insight into his daughter’s life, thank you.

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Saturday, May 26, 2007

Emma’s Father’s Parting Gift

The Age reports that Emma’s father has passed away. The headline? “Grief expert slams Big Brother”. Naturally. There’s nothing like a little moral outrage to shift newspapers.

Emma's boyfriend Tim Stanton told News Limited that Mr Cornell had asked that his daughter not be told of his death until she left the house.

So The Age is outraged that Big Brother has gone against a dying man’s wishes and informed his daughter? Wrong. The outrage is due to her not having been told.

Mr Hall [a psychologist specialising in grief and bereavement] said that given Emma, who at 24 is an adult, she should be informed of the death even if it goes against the wishes of her family.

As well as needing to brush up on basic grammar, journalist Nick Sheridan should at least pay lip service to journalistic balance. Defamer reports more of what Emma’s boyfriend had to say:

“Her dad didn't want her to be upset or to feel like she had to leave the house to come to his funeral,” Mr Stanton said.

“He didn't want to ruin the experience for her. She might be upset when she comes out and finds out what has happened, but I think she'll understand.”

Here at Guru, we would go one step further. We believe that Emma will see her Father’s wishes as showing his respect for her and what she’s achieving. After years estranged, it is surely the most precious gift he could have left her.


Update: See Emma’s Brother’s Reality Check

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Sunday, January 21, 2007

Guru Gets On YouTube Bandwagon

YouTube has fast moved from curiosity to cultural phenomenon to media essential for many, right up there with iPods, email and TV.

If a visitor from Omicron Persei 8 were to determine human worth based on a couple of hours surfing YouTube, our chances of escaping the Death Ray would not be good. “These poor production values DEFY BELIEF!” “Those puny Earthlings have no talent – I laugh only at them, not with them.” “Why has that clip been removed? What is ‘copyright infringement’?”

Oh, well, at least the Death Ray would be quick.

The story of the faked LonelyGirl15 diary entries on YouTube broke last September. LonelyGirl15, it turned out, was not lonely, was not 15 and was not a girl. [Strike that last one] Which led to — yes, you’ve guessed it — lots of YouTube diary entries from people coming to terms with having been duped. (That’s assuming that these clips weren’t also bogus.)

The interweb is a strange place. And it’s only going to get stranger.

Anyway, here’s the definitive LonelyGirl15 clip — 20 seconds of pure genius:

Warning: This clip may scare the Bejeezus out of you



And before you start complaining about karmic consequences, remember that it was 20 seconds you weren’t watching South Park. So you came out on top.

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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Jesus, So Many Blonde Jokes!

The end of the world is nigh! That’s according to RaptureReady.com, the site that keeps an eye on such ‘evils’ as ‘Liberalism’ and those brought on by financial unrest — “The forces of darkness must be biding their time waiting for fiscal despair” — and number-crunches them into a ‘Rapture Index’. This is currently 157. It would’ve been 156, but some guy in Florida has been pretending to be Christ, so that’s an extra point.

It’s a serious business: if you don’t tithe enough, or don’t always vote Republican (or your country’s equivalent), come The Rapture you could, they believe, end up in Hell instead of Heaven. With Clinton.

So The Guru was surprised to discover pages of Blonde Jokes on the site:

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

And there’s plenty more where they came from, as well as jokes on lots of other subjects, such as old people:

Top Old Folks Party Games:
Sag - You're It!
Kick the Bucket

I wonder what Jesus would make of this humour? “Ha, ‘Kick the Bucket’! Ah, that takes me back...”

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Monday, October 09, 2006

Q: What is RSS?

A: It’s Really Simple Syndication. And it’s good for your karma.

Imagine The Guru is off meditating in Communicado for 39 days. (It’s a lovely spot.) You keep diligently checking The Guru’s Guru every few days for updates, quietly getting increasingly frustrated. After a month, you give up your search for enlightenment, and start avidly reading News Corp blogs, naturally beginning a spiral towards spiritual oblivion. On Day 40, The Guru returns, and posts the very article that would have set nirvana within reach.

But things would be very different if you used RSS.

It allows you to check for new Guru’s Guru posts just by glancing at your homepage, assuming (like thefreedictionary.com) it’s RSS-customisable. If it is, check its RSS help section for details and paste in the following address:

http://thegurusguru.blogspot.com/rss.xml

Really simple. Now where did I put my suntan lotion...?

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