Chanting Et Al

As detailed in The 39 Steps, fruitiness is at the core of the Guru’s Guru philosophy. While movements such as Scientology and Freemasonry are taken very seriously by members but seem incredibly wacky to the world at large, The Guru’s Guru aims to be as unfathomably weird as possible.

You are therefore encouraged to chant “Et al et al; Al et al” to the tune of the chorus of Britney Spears’ Hit Me Baby One More Time whenever you arrive at this site.

You know it makes sense!