Jesus, So Many Blonde Jokes!

The end of the world is nigh! That’s according to RaptureReady.com, the site that keeps an eye on such ‘evils’ as ‘Liberalism’ and those brought on by financial unrest — “The forces of darkness must be biding their time waiting for fiscal despair” — and number-crunches them into a ‘Rapture Index’. This is currently 157. It would’ve been 156, but some guy in Florida has been pretending to be Christ, so that’s an extra point.

It’s a serious business: if you don’t tithe enough, or don’t always vote Republican (or your country’s equivalent), come The Rapture you could, they believe, end up in Hell instead of Heaven. With Clinton.

So The Guru was surprised to discover pages of Blonde Jokes on the site:

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

And there’s plenty more where they came from, as well as jokes on lots of other subjects, such as old people:

Top Old Folks Party Games:
Sag - You're It!
Kick the Bucket

I wonder what Jesus would make of this humour? “Ha, ‘Kick the Bucket’! Ah, that takes me back...”