Wednesday, January 03, 2007

The 39 Steps

There are, of course, 39 Steps to enlightenment. However, what with meditating (in the form of watching the new Battlestar Galactica), chanting (lines by The Cat Empire) and accumulating wisdom (a secret process involving ants, rye bread and acetone) The Guru has little time for posting them.

Here you will find a regularly updated list of all Steps posted to date.
  1. Visit The Guru’s Guru often

  2. Massage your ulna

That’s it for now. But don’t worry — Step 38 is ‘Patience is a virtue’...

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